Short April Fools' Day Funny Poems

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These good and funny poems for kids collected here will make the celebration of April Fools' holiday cheerful and unforgettable. Have a great time reading and laughing with them!

Short April Fools' Day Funny Poems

Short April Fools' Day Funny Poems

Happy April Fool's Day Verbs

I saw a cowslip through the fence,
A horsefly in the store,
I saw a boardwalk up the street,
A stone step by a door.
I saw a mill race up the road,
A daybreak through the gloom.
I saw a nightfall on my lawn,
A clock run in the room.
I saw a peanut stand up high,
A sardine box in town,
A bedspring at the garden gate,
An inkstand on the ground.
You don't believe all this, do you?
For not a single thing is true.
It's just a silly way to say,
«Happy April Fool's Day!»
Copyright by Dorothy D. Warner

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The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—-I—
April Fool!
Myra Cohn Livingston

April Fool's Day

Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher's chair.
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.

Alyssa brought an apple
with a purple gummy worm
and gave it to the teacher
just to see if she would squirm.

Elijah left a piece of plastic
dog doo on the floor,
and Vincent put some plastic vomit
in the teacher's drawer.

Amanda put a goldfish
in the teacher's drinking glass.
These April Fool's Day pranks
are ones that you could use in class.

Before you go and try them, though,
there's something I should mention:
The teacher wasn't fooling
when she put us in detention.
--Kenn Nesbitt

April Fool's Day

( Acrostic )

All fools day put a spring in your step
Play a trick or two
Riddle and joke galore
In jovial madness try to mislead the jester
Let’s put on a mask an masquerade as a clown
Foolish fun and pranks
On the First day of April
One of many traditions
Laughter, the best medicine on a day
Surrounded by an enigma
Did you play a prank today?
And laugh because it was comical, then
Yell “you’re a fool, you’re a fool”

April Fool

A snowfall came on April first.
After the buds were out.
The pussy willows shook their heads,
It made the crocus pout.
The bluebirds hopped from branch to branch,
But never stopped their song;
They knew the snow was just a joke,
And couldn't stay there long!
Copyright by Inez George Gridley

First Day of April

On the first day of April if someone should say,
«I'll give you a monster, a basket of hay,
a ride in a rocket, and ten games to play,» just laugh and remember…
Copyright by Vivian Gouled

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