Short April Fools' Day Funny Poems

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These good and funny poems for kids collected here will make the celebration of April Fools' holiday cheerful and unforgettable. Have a great time reading and laughing with them!

Short April Fools' Day Funny Poems


Short April Fools' Day Funny Poems

Happy April Fool's Day Verbs


I saw a cowslip through the fence,
A horsefly in the store,
I saw a boardwalk up the street,
A stone step by a door.
I saw a mill race up the road,
A daybreak through the gloom.
I saw a nightfall on my lawn,
A clock run in the room.
I saw a peanut stand up high,
A sardine box in town,
A bedspring at the garden gate,
An inkstand on the ground.
You don't believe all this, do you?
For not a single thing is true.
It's just a silly way to say,
«Happy April Fool's Day!»
Copyright by Dorothy D. Warner

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The maple syrup’s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie—-I—
April Fool!
Myra Cohn Livingston

April Fool's Day


Mackenzie put a whoopie cushion
on the teacher's chair.
Makayla told the teacher
that a bug was in her hair.

Alyssa brought an apple
with a purple gummy worm
and gave it to the teacher
just to see if she would squirm.

Elijah left a piece of plastic
dog doo on the floor,
and Vincent put some plastic vomit
in the teacher's drawer.

Amanda put a goldfish
in the teacher's drinking glass.
These April Fool's Day pranks
are ones that you could use in class.

Before you go and try them, though,
there's something I should mention:
The teacher wasn't fooling
when she put us in detention.
--Kenn Nesbitt

April Fool's Day

( Acrostic )

All fools day put a spring in your step
Play a trick or two
Riddle and joke galore
In jovial madness try to mislead the jester
Let’s put on a mask an masquerade as a clown
~
Foolish fun and pranks
On the First day of April
One of many traditions
Laughter, the best medicine on a day
Surrounded by an enigma
~
Did you play a prank today?
And laugh because it was comical, then
Yell “you’re a fool, you’re a fool”

April Fool


A snowfall came on April first.
After the buds were out.
The pussy willows shook their heads,
It made the crocus pout.
The bluebirds hopped from branch to branch,
But never stopped their song;
They knew the snow was just a joke,
And couldn't stay there long!
Copyright by Inez George Gridley

First Day of April


On the first day of April if someone should say,
«I'll give you a monster, a basket of hay,
a ride in a rocket, and ten games to play,» just laugh and remember…
It's APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
Copyright by Vivian Gouled

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Here are some more wonderful April Fool's Day poems to mark the day and to make you happy and pleased.

April Fools Day

I've been known to act like a fool,
not just once but a time or two.
So April Fools Day suits me to a T
It's a special holiday made just for me!
Author: Nancy Hughes

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April Fool’s Day is here.
It is a day of fun.
If you are really clever.
You can fool someone!

Or someone may come
and tell a word to you.
And you may say
“Oh, no! Oh, no!”

But then they look at you
With a sly grin.
And that is when
Their fun begins!

“April’s fool!” they shout.
And then they laugh at you.
It is so much fun.
And you laugh too!
Author unknown

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Apri Fool's Day

When it's April Fools Day, you
better beware. There's so many
pranksters, lurking out there.
They're waiting to bait you, with
stories so bold. To see your
expression, on what you were
told. If they get a reaction, they'll
consider you real cool. They'll
blurt out and say...April Fool!
Through the course of the day,
you can be sure others, will be
ready to pounce on you. Be a
good sport and have a retort,
enjoy the moment too!
Author unknown

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April fool's day on
a Good Friday seems
a black joke. Darkness
hangs over the face
of the fool three hours.
The fool hangs. We face
our own darkness, bad
thoughts of the times, God
abandoned, the joke
gone sour in conse-
quence of our folly.
by Brian Louis Pearce

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A snowfall came on April first.

After the buds were out.
The pussy willows shook their heads,
It made the crocus pout.
The bluebirds hopped from branch to branch,
But never stopped their song;
They knew the snow was just a joke,
And couldn't stay there long!
by Inez George Gridley

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The fools of April early rise
To better share their silly lies
They don their finest fooling clothes
And start to spread their prankish prose
The fools of April love to jape
No barrel bottom won’t they scrape
There’s not a joke for miles round
The fools won’t beat into the ground
April’s fools play silly tricks
But they can eat a bag of dicks
Mark me, fellows, here’s the crux
These fools are fucking stupid schmucks
Every year the same lame jokes
April’s fools are fucking mokes
How to end it? Here’s an answer
Let them all get anal cancer
Or better still, some rare disease
That makes their balls fall past their knees
I wish the worst upon these tools
Who think that they are April’s fools

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APRIL FOOL
April fool, April fool,
April fool today.
You fool me and I fool you,
Then we laugh and say –
April fool, April fool!
It’s so fun to play.
You fool me and I fool you.
That’s how we play today.
By ~ Anonymous
More April Fool's Day poems:

A friend of mine I thought was cool
Just called me an “April Fool”.

“That isn’t fair,” I said when we talked,
But he tried to trip me as we walked.

He said he’d eaten dog food and now he was sick.
I didn’t know if he was pulling a trick.

And I don’t know how he got a mousetrap,
But he threw it down and it slammed with a “Snap!”

He wanted me to join in his pranks,
But I frowned at him and said, “No, thanks.”

“Come on, I’ll show you,” he eagerly beckoned,
But he’s the fool, it’s April the second.

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April fool's day
April fool’s day isn’t very funny this year.
It is snowing hard in April, piling high, I fear.
Clearly winter doesn’t want to say good bye.
Spring is backing off, hiding somewhere, shy.
So the snow keeps on falling, falling all around.
The birds are not singing and there is no sound.
Except for plows going up and down the street.
While snowed in, spring is only a dream so sweet.
by Heidi Sands

April fool’s day

Schemes and plans are being made
Untruthful things are being said
All sorts of mischief everywhere
Hoping others can be misled
A whoopee cushion here and there
Some fake teeth; just a few
A stressful phone call for mum
Some great acting skills from you
Toothpaste in the shampoo bottle
Foam everywhere in the bed
Glue trapped all over her hair
And marker all over his forehead
Schemes and plans are being made
Untruthful things are being said
Beware, beware this April fools
Before you are the one to be misled
by Marinela Reka
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