Good and Funny Jokes for Kids. Summer Fascination
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Good and funny jokes for kids. Summer season is what I love most of all: the time of having fun, swimming, a vocation and plenty of boating. It's the time when school is over, you go to the beach to build a castle, lie on the green grass and stare at the clouds. Read these poems and you'll enjoy the fascination of summer.
Q: What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: Why are gulls named seagulls?
A: If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
Q: Which letter is the coolest?
A: Iced t.
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle.
Q: What kind of race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their clothes?
A: Tide
Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A. They both use drills.
Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket.
Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams.
Q: What kind of exercise is best for a swimmer?
A: Pool-ups.
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: She wanted to test the water.
Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
Q: Why did the man love his barbecue?
A: Because it was the grill of his dreams.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: SUNday.
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses.
Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
A: Nothing it just waved.
Q: What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went for a swim?
A: Glass Flippers.
Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them.
Q: Why are spiders good swimmers?
A: They have webbed feet.
Q: Why was the swimmer so slow?
A: He could only do the crawl
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A: A sandwitch!
Q: What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
A: Croak-o-cola.
Some interesting material for you is here too: good and funny poems for kids
Summer Fascination
Q: What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Q: Why are gulls named seagulls?
A: If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
Q: Which letter is the coolest?
A: Iced t.
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle.
Q: What kind of race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their clothes?
A: Tide
Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A. They both use drills.
Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket.
Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams.
Q: What kind of exercise is best for a swimmer?
A: Pool-ups.
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: She wanted to test the water.
Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
Q: Why did the man love his barbecue?
A: Because it was the grill of his dreams.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: SUNday.
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses.
Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
A: Nothing it just waved.
Q: What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went for a swim?
A: Glass Flippers.
Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them.
Q: Why are spiders good swimmers?
A: They have webbed feet.
Q: Why was the swimmer so slow?
A: He could only do the crawl
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A: A sandwitch!
Q: What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
A: Croak-o-cola.
Some interesting material for you is here too: good and funny poems for kids
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