Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids to Make the Party Playful

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Use these Valentine's Day jokes for kids and you'll make the children chuckle and their holiday party playful and unforgettable.

Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids to Make the Party Playful

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweethearts!

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A. Hogs and kisses

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A. «I love you berry much.»

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Q. I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.
Really?
A. Yeah, you make me sick!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: «I love you with all my art!»

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my Valenstein!

Q. What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A. You get all buttered up!

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A. A hug and a quiche!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why did the cats get married?
A. They were PURR-fect for each other!

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
A. He wanted to impress the chicks!

Q. Why are angel marriages so good?
A. Because they live harp-ily ever after.

Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids to Make the Party Playful

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