Valentine's Day Good and Funny Jokes for Kids

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Valentine's Day is the day when we want to be happy, get love messages, have fun and be entertained in the company of people we love and cherish. Good and funny jokes for kids will put you in good spirits and help keep your guests amused for hours.

Valentine's Day Good and Funny Jokes for Kids

Valentine's Day Good and Funny Jokes for Kids

Q. What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?
A. Tulips.

Q. What did the painter say to his Valentine?
A. “I love you with all my art!”

Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!

Q. What did the train say to his Valentine?
A. “I choo-choo-choose you!”

Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to show his girlfriend he had guts.

Q. What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A. «I lava you!»

Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. «I dot my i's on you!»

Q. What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?
A. «I love you a whole watt!»

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. «I find you very attractive.»

Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can count on me!

Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Ughs and kisses!

Q. What do ghosts say to one another to show that they care?
A. «I love BOO!»

Q. What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A. «Give me a little hiss.»

Q. Why do Valentine's have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet hearts!

Q. What’s in the middle of Valentine?
A. The letter N

Q. Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
A. In the dictionary

Q. Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A. Because you always heart the one you love!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

Valentine's Day Good and Funny Jokes for Kids

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