School Jokes and Humor for Kids of All Ages

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Reading and telling school jokes is the best time-spending activity for children in the free time. These good and funny jokes for kids will hold their attention and help stimulating their minds.

School Jokes and Humor for Kids of All Ages

School Jokes and Humor for Kids of All Ages

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher

— Why did Alvin take ladder to his school?
— Because he wanted to reach to high school!

— What is the difference between a teacher and train?
— A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!

Teacher: which is the shortest of all the 12 months?
Student: May! Because it ‘May’ has only three letters!

— What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
— Only the High school!

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

— What did the pencil said to other pencil?
— Oh! You look so sharp!

— What do elves learn in school?
— The elf-abet.

— Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
— They’re always spotted!

Teacher to John: John, tell me the chemical formula of water?
John: Yes Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: No, it is wrong
John: Ma’am, yesterday you taught that the formula is H to O!

— What do you get from nervous cows?
— Milk shakes.

— What has two legs but can’t walk?
— A pair of pants!

Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?
Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen
Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen.
Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!

— What’s black and white and black and white and black and white?
— A penguin rolling down a hill.

— What’s the favorite fruit of twins?
— Pears.

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

— Can you find the longest table in the class room?
— Sure, it is the multiplication table!

— Why did the class teacher always wear sunglasses?
— Because her class was so bright!

— Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
— Because there were so many knights!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

— What was Camelot?
— A place where people parked their camels!

Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

— When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
— Because there are no pupils to see!

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!

— What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
— The food!

— What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
— Square meals!

— Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
— At the bottom!

You may use these jokes to amuse your friends at kids holidays.

School Jokes and Humor for Kids of All Ages

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