School Jokes and Humor for Kids of All Ages
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Reading and telling school jokes is the best time-spending activity for children in the free time. These good and funny jokes for kids will hold their attention and help stimulating their minds.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher
— Why did Alvin take ladder to his school?
— Because he wanted to reach to high school!
— What is the difference between a teacher and train?
— A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
Teacher: which is the shortest of all the 12 months?
Student: May! Because it ‘May’ has only three letters!
— What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
— Only the High school!
Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!
— What did the pencil said to other pencil?
— Oh! You look so sharp!
— What do elves learn in school?
— The elf-abet.
— Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
— They’re always spotted!
Teacher to John: John, tell me the chemical formula of water?
John: Yes Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: No, it is wrong
John: Ma’am, yesterday you taught that the formula is H to O!
— What do you get from nervous cows?
— Milk shakes.
— What has two legs but can’t walk?
— A pair of pants!
Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?
Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen
Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen.
Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!
— What’s black and white and black and white and black and white?
— A penguin rolling down a hill.
— What’s the favorite fruit of twins?
— Pears.
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
— Can you find the longest table in the class room?
— Sure, it is the multiplication table!
— Why did the class teacher always wear sunglasses?
— Because her class was so bright!
— Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
— Because there were so many knights!
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
— What was Camelot?
— A place where people parked their camels!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
— When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
— Because there are no pupils to see!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
— What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
— The food!
— What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
— Square meals!
— Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
— At the bottom!
You may use these jokes to amuse your friends at kids holidays.
School Jokes and Humor for Kids of All Ages
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher
— Why did Alvin take ladder to his school?
— Because he wanted to reach to high school!
— What is the difference between a teacher and train?
— A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
Teacher: which is the shortest of all the 12 months?
Student: May! Because it ‘May’ has only three letters!
— What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
— Only the High school!
Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!
— What did the pencil said to other pencil?
— Oh! You look so sharp!
— What do elves learn in school?
— The elf-abet.
— Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
— They’re always spotted!
Teacher to John: John, tell me the chemical formula of water?
John: Yes Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: No, it is wrong
John: Ma’am, yesterday you taught that the formula is H to O!
— What do you get from nervous cows?
— Milk shakes.
— What has two legs but can’t walk?
— A pair of pants!
Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?
Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen
Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen.
Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!
— What’s black and white and black and white and black and white?
— A penguin rolling down a hill.
— What’s the favorite fruit of twins?
— Pears.
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
— Can you find the longest table in the class room?
— Sure, it is the multiplication table!
— Why did the class teacher always wear sunglasses?
— Because her class was so bright!
— Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
— Because there were so many knights!
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
— What was Camelot?
— A place where people parked their camels!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
— When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
— Because there are no pupils to see!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
— What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
— The food!
— What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
— Square meals!
— Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
— At the bottom!
You may use these jokes to amuse your friends at kids holidays.
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