Really Funny Riddles and Jokes for Kids. Let's Laugh with Pirates

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These really funny riddles and jokes for kids will make children laugh, have fun and stimulate their interest to learning.

Really Funny Riddles and Jokes for Kids. Let's Laugh with Pirates

Let's Laugh with Pirates

Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?
(Because it was arrrrrrgh rated!)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!)

Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island?
Because of the sand-which is there!

What has eight legs and eight eyes?
(Eight pirates!)

Why did the pirate go on vacation?
(For arrrrrgh and arrrrrgh!)

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!)

What grades did the pirate get in school?
(High C's!)

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
(A rookie!)

Why didn't the pirate's phone work?
(Because he left it off the hook!)

Why can't you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
(Because a wooden leg doesn't take pictures!)

What is a pirate's favorite subject?
(Arrrrrrt!)

What is a pirate's favorite country?
(Arrrrrrgentina!)

What are pirates afraid of?
(The darrrrrk!)

Why did the pirate go on vacation?
(For arrrrrgh and arrrrrgh!)

Why are pirates great singers?
(They can hit the high C's!)

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!)

What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!)

what is a pirates favorite doll?
BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!

Why do Pirates cry on their own?
Because they have private tears.

How good was the pirates golf game?
Parrrrrrrrr

What did a pirate pay for his corn?
(A buccaneer!)

Why are pirates called pirates?
(They just arrrrrgh!)

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
(A buccaneer!)

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
(An arm and a leg!)

What is a pirates favorite Star Wars character?
AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!

Where Dose Pirates Shop.
Arr-Gos!

How do you save a drowning pirate?
with C P ARRRRRRRRR

Q: What was the pirate’s favorite U.S state?
A: Arrrrkansas

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite movie?
A: Booty and the Beast.

Q: What job did the pirate have during the winter?
A: He was an arrrrrrrtist.

Trick Or Treat

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. «oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate.» the man says. «but where are your buccaneers?» The kid gets really mad, and says «on the sides of my buckin' head!»

You're a pirate?

Little johnny goes to class on halloween with a patch on his eye and the teacher says what are you Little Johnny?
I'm a pirate.
You're a pirate?, where is your buccaneer?
They're on, my buccanhead, what's the matter with you lady?

A pirate and a sailor

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”

The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”

The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”

“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”

Really Funny Riddles and Jokes for Kids. Let's Laugh with Pirates

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