Really Funny Jokes for Kids. Let's Laugh out Together

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Really funny jokes for kids. We hope you'll have fun reading these hilarious jokes and share them with your friends so as to laugh out together.

Let's Laugh out Together

— My little sister is so smart! She’s only in nursery school and she can spell her name backwards and forwards.
— Really? What’s her name?
— Anna.

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Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth?

John: July 13th

Teacher: on which year?

John: it is in every year, Ma’am!

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During Show and Tell, Miss Johnson showed pictures of different birds.

“George,” she said, “what kind of bird do you like best?”

George thought for a while. “Fried chicken,” he replied.

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“It’s clear,” said the tacher, “that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

“Well–my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait a little while until it settles down.”

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Herman’s teacher always rewarded good work by putting a gold star at the top of her students’ homework. One day Herman came home with a big zero at the top of his paper.

“Herman, what does this mean?” asked his mother.

“Oh,” Herman explained, “my teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon.”

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What type of sign?

Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

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“No one likes me at school,” said the son to his mother. “The kids don’t and the teachers don’t. I want to stay home.”

“You have to go, son,” insisted his mother. “You’re not sick, and you have a lot to learn. Besides, you’re 45 years old. You’are the principal and you have to go to school!”

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Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

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What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name!

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Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.

John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”

Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819

Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

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Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.

Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!

Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

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Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?

Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen

Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen.

Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!

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Teacher: which is the shortest of all the 12 months?
Student: May! Because it ‘May’ has only three letters!

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Teacher: which hand you used to write with?

Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!

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