Really Funny Jokes for Kids - School Jokes

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Good jokes help stimulate the kids` mind, keep their attention and give them a lot of fun. Here we offer you to get pleasure reading these really funny jokes for kids — School Jokes.

Funny School Jokes

It was the first day of school and the teacher asked all the troublemakers to stand up. Finally this girl stood up and the teacher asked, «Are you a troublemaker?»
The girl said, «No.» The teacher asked why she was standing and the girl said, «You looked lonely.»

Student asking his teacher: Do you punish people for things they don't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework today.

Can you find the longest table in the class room?
Sure, it is the multiplication table!

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?
Billy: A fight!

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell Crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

A first grade teacher was telling her students the story of «Chicken Little.» She got to the part when Chicken Little ran up to the Farmer saying, «The sky is falling. The sky is falling.» Then the teacher paused and asked the kids what they thought the farmer said. One little girl raised her hand and the teacher called on her. The little girl then said, «I think the farmer said Holy cow, a talking chicken!»

Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence «I killed a person» into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is «u will go to jail»!

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

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It’s the first day of school.
The school bus stops and a little blonde girl gets on. The bus driver says, “Oh, what a darling little girl! Where did you get those blonde curls?”
The little girl replies, “From my mom!”
At the next stop a little redhead gets on. The bus driver says, “Oh, you lovely thing! Where ever did you get those gorgeous strawberry curls?”
“I look just like my dad!” says the second girl.
At the next stop, a girl with green hair gets on. The bus driver is a little shocked, but she pulls herself together and says “My, what unusual green hair! Where did you get it from?”
All in one motion, the girl puts the heel of her hand at her chin, and pushes upward as she produces an enormous, juicy “Sneeee-r-r-r-rk!” sound from her nose. Continuing with her whole hand flat on her forehead, she pushes upward and backwards, running her fingers through her hair.
Finally, she drops her hand and says, innocently, “No idea!”

Really Funny Jokes for Kids - School Jokes

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