Kids art. Funny Valentine Jokes for children

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All kinds of jokes and riddles are popular with children — they enjoy spending some free time with friends saying and listening to funny jokes which improve their mood, make happy and laugh a lot. These funny Valentine jokes will also draw their attention; besides, they may be successfully written on home made cards that children can make themselves and then give as small Valentine card gifts.

Kids art. Funny Valentine Jokes for children

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm nuts about you!

Q; What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A: You're nuts so bad yourself!

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: You're fun to hang around with.

Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: I love you a whole watt!

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: I'm sweet on you!

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!

Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my i's on you!

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.

Kids art. Funny Valentine Jokes for children

Girl: «I can't be your valentine for medical reasons.»
Boy: «Really?»
Girl: «Yeah, you make me sick!»

Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: «I'm sweet on you!»

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine's Day!

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!

Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; «I love you with all my art!»

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!

Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A:I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
A: I Love Ewe!

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
A: Owl be yours!

Kids art. Funny Valentine Jokes for children

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