Hilarious Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids to Enjoy

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Your children love Halloween jokes and riddles for kids, don't they? Then let them enjoy reading these ones and share them with their friends and classmates.

Hilarious Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids to Enjoy

Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids to Enjoy

What should you do when zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween.

Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
White Pillowcases.

What day of the week do Halloween Monsters eat their Candy?
On Chewsday!

Which Halloween Characters eats the quickest?
The Goblin.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin goblin

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!

How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
Take away his funny bone!

What do ghosts say when they hear great jokes like these?
Booooo!!!

What is a ghost’s “golden rule”?
“Boo unto others as you would have others boo unto you”.

What do ghosts say when they run out of Halloween candy?
Boo Hoo!

How do witches tell time?
With a witch watch, of course!

Why do witches prefer to live in hotels?
They like the broom service!

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!

What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure!

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation!

A monster and a ghost went to a party. Suddenly the said to the ghost, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
The ghost replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no-body to go with.

Where does Dracula stay in New York?
The Vampire State Building.

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettucinni Afraid-o.

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.

How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A necktarine

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.

Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A squashed pumpkin pie.

How do you scare a mummy
With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem.

Hilarious Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids to Enjoy

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