Good and Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

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Good and funny spring jokes for kids. With these wonderful spring jokes for children we want to share a laugh with the ones who will read them, enjoy and have fun.

Good and Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

— What letter is like a spring flower?
– The letter A because a bee comes after it.

— Why was the bee mad?
— You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

— What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
— Spring time.

— Can February March?
– No, but April May!

— If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims!

— When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During APE-ril showers!

— What month of the year is the shortest?
— May (only 3 letters)

— Name a bow that can’t be tied.
— A rainbow

— When do people use trampolines?
– Spring time!

— What falls but never gets hurt?
– The rain!

— What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!

Good and Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

— Why do flowers spring?
— Because they can't winter.

— What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
— The temperature!

— Cleavage season just about over. I'm gonna miss it. 'Cause cleavage, when it first pops out, like late February/early March, it's almost like Groundhog Day.
— It's like, 'Ah, it's gonna be an early spring.'

— What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
— Paddy O'Furniture!

— Knock, knock!
— Whos there?
— Spring.
— Spring who?
— I might spring over your house one day!

— What did the over-excited gardener do when spring came?
— He wet his plants.

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Daylight Savings Time

Twice a year, we change the clocks for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, my normally punctual assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so.

I finally had to find out why. «Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?» I asked.

«Oh, no,» she said, pouring herself a cup of coffee.

«What gets to me is staying up until 2 a.m. to change my clock.»

Good and Funny Spring Jokes for Kids

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