Funny Jokes for Kids about School Life

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You'll enjoy these funny jokes for kids as they'll remind you of the wonderful time you spent in school.

Funny Jokes about School Life


Funny Jokes for Kids about School Life

1. Reading the Story of Chicken Little
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "… and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, «The sky is falling, the sky is falling!»

The teacher paused then asked the class, «And what do you think that farmer said?»

One little girl raised her hand and said, «I think he said: 'Holy Cow! A talking chicken!'»

The teacher was unable to continue for the next 10 minutes.

2. Learning the ABC
There was a boy who wanted to go out for recess. His teacher asked, «First tell me your ABC's». That night, the kid asks his mother «What're my ABC's?» She says, «Shut up!» He asks his sister the same question. She says, «yeah, yeah». He asks his brother his ABC's. The brother, who was reading comics, said, «Superman!» The boy asks his father his ABC's. The father, who had just lost his job, said, «Poop.» The next day, the teacher asked the boy his ABC's. He said «Shut up» She said «Do you want to go to the principal's office?» He said, «yeah, yeah.» In the principal's office, the principal demanded, «Who do you think you are?» The boy yelled, «Superman!» The principal said, «What do you think this school is made out of?» The boy answered, «Poop.»

3. Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

4. Back to School
The Winter Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break.

«We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania,» he replied.

«That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,» the teacher said. «Can you tell the class how you spell 'Punxsutawney'?»

Little Johnny thought about it and said, «You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio.»

5. Examination in the Standard Two
It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

6. “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” – said a boy to a girl.
“Well, do you know who I am?” – asked the girl.
“No.” – replied the boy.
“I’m the principal’s daughter.” – said the girl.
“And do you know who I am?” – asked the boy.
“No.” – she replied.
“Thank goodness!” – said the boy with a sign of relief.

7. Doing Homework
«Dad,» said Little Johnny, «I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?»

The father said irately, «Son, it just wouldn't be right.»

«That's okay,» replied Little Johnny, «but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?»

8. Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

9. Student Essays
As an English professor, my father would often write little notes on student essays. Often he worked late, and as the hours passed, his handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to him after class with an essay that had been returned. «Mr. McDonald,» he said, «I can't make out this comment you wrote on my paper.» My father took the paper and, after studying it, sheepishly replied, «It says that you should write more legibly.»

10. Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Patty: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Patty: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

11. Late for School
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.

The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.

They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes — but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.

The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle.

The child explained, «That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know.»

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