Funny Jokes for Father on Father's Day

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You want to make Father's Day even more special and even more entertaining. We invite you to read this collection of jokes which will entertain your dad and make the day more fun-filled. Read the page, laugh and enjoy the holiday together with your dad.

Funny Jokes for Father on Father's Day

Funny Jokes for Father on Father's Day

1. What was the difference between the responsibility of a modern day father and a father of 19th century? In 1900, if a father could provide a roof over the head of his family members, then he was successful. But, a modern father is not successful even if he provides a roof, deck, pool, 4- car garages and vacation.

2. Five sons asked their father that, “who is most obedient?”
Father replied that, “The obedient one doesn’t ever talk back to mother”. Quickly, one of his five sons replied that “Okay, dad you are the most obedient then”.

3. What is the father’s day for a little child? It’s just like another Mother’s day to him, the only difference, however, is that you don’t need to spend so much.

4. Who's the Boss?
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, «Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?» The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, «Yes my little princess.» The girl then continued, «That's because mommy put you in charge, right?»

5. Bob: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
David: I love it!
Bob: Why?
David: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!

6. A little boy said to pastor that he would give him some money when the little boy is grown up. Pastor thanked him and asked the little boy the reason. The little boy mentioned that his father says that the pastor is one of the poorest preachers they ever had.

7. Father and his son were quietly sitting on a beach and were counting the waves. Suddenly, the child pointed towards a dead bird and asked what happened to it? His father replied that, it just passed away and went to heaven. The little boy thought for a moment and asked surprisingly, why the God did throw it back then?

8. “A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, ‘Ketchup!’”

9. The Joy Ride
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver's license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Bob saw his dad he said «Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching me how to drive all these days Right?» «Nope!», came the quick reply from the dad. «I'm going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you've been doing to me for the last sixteen years!»

10. Glass of Water
A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said «Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?» The dad replied «But I've given you 10 glasses of water already son!» The little boy then said, «Oh yes daddy, but the bedroom is still on fire!»

11. «Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up and your mother sends you: „Go down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house.“ He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him.» — Bill Cosby

12. Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.

Johnny: I don’t have it.

Johnny’s father: Why not?

Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

13. Did You Know?
There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
An estimated $1 billion is spent each year in the United States for Father's Day gifts, but Dad is still paying the bill when it comes to telephone calls from the kids.

14. New and Improved
The little girl was sitting in her father's lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eye's off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke, «daddy, did God make you?»
«Yes, sweetheart» he answered, «God made me a long time ago.»
«Oh she said,» then «daddy, did God make me too?»
«Yes, indeed honey» he assured her. «God made you just a little while ago.»
«Oh» she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, «God's getting better at it now isn't he?»

15. What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

16. «Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?»
«But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!»
«Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!»

17. Setting the Table
Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.

«Susan,» she said, «You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place.»
«I thought he wouldn't need them,» explained Susan.
«Daddy says he always eats like a horse!»

18. “Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.”

Read more about Father's Day here: Fathers Day craft ideas for kids.

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