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What about jolly Christmas riddles? Do you like solving them? Then we offer you a few of the funny CHRISTMAS RIDDLES for children. Hope they`ll carry away not only kids but also adults who will get fun and spend their free time with use and enjoyment. Good luck and plesure!

Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

Q. What do you call Santa Claus deep fried?
A. Krisp Kringle.

Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.

Q. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?
A. Krisp Cringle.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Clause.

Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A. Pineapple.


Q. What do you call a girl with a Christmas Tree on her head?
A. Carol.

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. «Looks like rain, dear.»

Q. Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
A. Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

Q. What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne!

Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A. «Aren't you tired of hanging around?»

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want!

Q. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A. Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf-abet.

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