Funny Christmas Riddles for Children. Enjoy Holiday Humor

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Funny Christmas riddles for children. We want you to Enjoy Christmas Holiday Humor with your friends to put all of you in the right mood for Christmas cheer.

Funny Christmas Riddles for Children. Enjoy Holiday Humor

Enjoy Christmas Holiday Humor

Q. Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A. Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

Q. Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
A. No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
A. He had no body to go with!

Q. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A. The letter “D”!

Q. Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
A. They both drop their needles!

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Q. What did the big Christmas candle say to the little Christmas candle?
A. I’m going out tonight!

Q. Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A. Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!

Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Icebergers!

Q. How do snowmen travel around?
A. By iceicle!

Q. What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball!

Q. What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A. Santapplause!

Q. What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A. Santa pause!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps!

Q. What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A. The «elf»-abet!

Q. Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
A. Cinder-«elf»-a!

Q. How do elves greet each other?
A. «Small world, isn't it?»

Q. Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
A. Because he had the drum sticks!

Q. Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A. Elf-is Presley.

Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals.

Q. What says Oh Oh Oh?
A. Santa walking backwards.

Q. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
A. Cross Mouse Cards.

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A. «Looks like rain, dear.»

Q. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?
A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt.

Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A. You can sense his presents.

Funny Christmas Riddles for Children. Enjoy Holiday Humor

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