Fascinating Winter Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Parents

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Dear friends, we are sure you meet winter with fascinating, riddles and jokes for kids that improve your mood and make you winter happy. Reading and listening to jokes are the best free time-spending activity, it's a useful source of learning new things about the world around. In this case winer is in the center of our attention.

Fascinating Winter Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Parents


Fascinating Winter Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Parents

Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow

Q: What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.

Q: What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
Snow!

Q: What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Frosted Snowflakes

Q. Why Don't Mountains Get Cold In The Winter?
They wear snow caps!

Q: What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A: Play with the snow angels.

Q. What Sort Of Cakes Do Snowmen Like Best?
The kind with thick icing.

Q. Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

Q. What Did The Snowman Say To His Customer?
Have an ice day!

Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.

Q. What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

Q. What do you call a Snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!

Q. Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Q. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!

Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet

Q: What’s a good winter tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

Q: How do you know that a snowman crawled into your bed with you?
A: You wake up wet and there’s a carrot on your pillow.

Q. What Do You Call A Penguin In The Desert?
Lost!

Q. Why Are There Only Snow Men And Not Snow Women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand outside without a coat on.

Q. Where Does A Polar Bear Keep His Money?
In a snowbank!

Q. What kind of cake does Frosty like?
The kind with lots of frosting!

Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.

Q. What Do You Call A Snowman In The Desert?
A puddle!

Q: What bites with no teeth?
Frost!

Q. What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!

Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A: An ice burger extra cheese.

Q. What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
A snowman on a zebra crossing!

Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
Christmas Corals!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it is too far to walk.

Q. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night.

Q: Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.

Q: How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!

I’m big and white and made of snow,
So I’ll never have a tan.
When the sun comes out, I melt away.
Each year, I’m a new ______
SNOWMAN

I’m usually made of colored yarn,
By someone who is knittin´.
Unless one’s lost I come in pairs.
Of course I am a ______
MITTEN

I can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
I am a ________
POLAR BEAR

Q. What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D

Fascinating Winter Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Parents

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