Earth Day Ideas for Kids. Nature in Short Humorous Jokes

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Earth day ideas for kids. Hope these funny clean jokes for kids will not only amuse you but also make you think and feel the necessity to take care of nature and its inhabitants.

Nature in Short Humorous Jokes

Earth Day Ideas for Kids. Nature in Short Humorous Jokes

Q: I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can't talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. What am I? A: A River.

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!

Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no «Connection».

Q: What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck.

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.

Q: Where does bad light go?
A: PRISM!

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the «barking» lot!

Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web.

Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
A: Because he was koala-fied.

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: a rectangle

Q: Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q. Did you hear about the injured vegetable?
A Some say he got beet.

Q. What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
A. Poultree.

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.

Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May.

Q. Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
A. They always drop their needles.

Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!

Q: What runs but can't walk?
A: The faucet!

Q. What is every single tree’s least favorite month?
A. SepTIMMMBERRR!

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!

Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!

Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A: The temperature!

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?
A: It doesn't know the words!

Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Its easier than walking!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!

Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!

Q. Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?
A. In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A: To the Baa Baa shop!

Q: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish!

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A: A refrigerator.

Earth Day Ideas for Kids. Nature in Short Humorous Jokes

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