Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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Kids love jokes! These cool birthday riddles and jokes for kids will get them in the birthday holiday spirit and help make the party exciting and memorable.

Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: «Hi, Buster.»

Q: Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
A: Because you said it was pound cake!

Q: What is your favourite type of present?
A: Another present!

Q; What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!

Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

Q: Why did the man act wild and crazy on his birthday?
A: He was trying to age disgracefully.

«Were any famous men born on your birthday?»
«No, only little babies.»

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?

Q. What goes up and never comes down?…
A. Your age!

Q. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?…
A. It was icing on the cake.

Q. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?…
A. Because people kept toasting him!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: Why are birthday's good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

«When's your birthday?»
«June 2nd.»
«What year?»
«Every year!»

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars... my birthday's just around the corner!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

«Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.»
«Next time don't eat the candles.»

«I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you.»
«A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?»
«That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!»

Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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Here are some more funny birthday jokes for you:

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.

Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!

Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: “What’s eating you?”

Q: Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?
A: It was so a prize party!..

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Enjoy thse birthday jokes:

Q: What does every birthday end with?
A: The letter Y.

Q: What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
A: They both need a good batter.

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye matey.

Q: What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A: A year older.

Q: What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
A: It's roar birthday!

Q: Why did the student eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?
A: «Freeze a jolly good fellow...»

Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthday?
A: They relish it.

Q: What's the cleanest type of birthday party joke?
A: One that's a soap-prise.

Q: What does a turtle do on its birthday?
A: Shell-ebrates.
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