Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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Kids love jokes! These cool birthday riddles and jokes for kids will get them in the birthday holiday spirit and help make the party exciting and memorable.

Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: «Hi, Buster.»

Q: Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
A: Because you said it was pound cake!

Q: What is your favourite type of present?
A: Another present!

Q; What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!

Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

Q: Why did the man act wild and crazy on his birthday?
A: He was trying to age disgracefully.

«Were any famous men born on your birthday?»
«No, only little babies.»

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?

Q. What goes up and never comes down?…
A. Your age!

Q. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?…
A. It was icing on the cake.

Q. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?…
A. Because people kept toasting him!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: Why are birthday's good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

«When's your birthday?»
«June 2nd.»
«What year?»
«Every year!»

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars... my birthday's just around the corner!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

«Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.»
«Next time don't eat the candles.»

«I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you.»
«A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?»
«That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!»

Cool Birthday Jokes and Riddles for Kids

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