Christmas Riddles for Kids. Funny Santa and Snowman Jokes

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Christmas riddles for kids. If you want to make this year Christmas more memorable and enjoable one, these Funny Santa and Snowman Jokes will help you achieve this — your audience will be charmed.

Christmas Riddles for Kids. Funny Santa and Snowman Jokes

Funny Santa and Snowman Jokes

Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.

Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
A. An Iceberger!

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!!

Q. What do you call a snowman party?
A. A Snowball!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
A. Frost bite!

Q. What does Santa Claus like to eat?
A. A jolly roll.

Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.

Q. How do snowmen greet each other?
A. Ice to meet you!

Q. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
A. Cold cash!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast?
A. Frosties!

Q. What do you call an old snowman?
A. Water!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle.

Q. How do snowmen travel around?
A. By icicle!

Q. What is the popular name of the snowman in summers?
A. A puddle.

Q. What could be the alternative outfit for the Santa at christmas?
A. Jeans and a t-shirt.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?
A: Santa Claus rolling down the hill!

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him!

Q. Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. How can you make Santa run during the Christmas party?
A. Get an angry bull that fears of red color.

Q. Santa likes which game during the Christmas party?
A. Hide and seek.

Q. When everyone observes Santa during the party, then what mood is usually noticed?
A. Santamental.

Christmas Riddles for Kids. Funny Santa and Snowman Jokes

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