Christmas Riddles and Jokes for kids

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Christmas Riddles and Jokes for kids:
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.

Q. What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A. Your teeth.

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?
A. A pineapple.
Christmas  Riddles and Jokes for kids

Q. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A. Okay everyone, sack time!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps.

Q. What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
A. An Iceberger!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
A. Frost bite!

Q. What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A. An Eskimoo.

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The Elf-abet!

Q. Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
A. No, you can have turkey like everyone else.

Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A PENguin.
Christmas  Riddles and Jokes for kids

Q. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A. The turkey, he is always stuffed.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Christmas  Riddles and Jokes for kids

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle bells, jungle bells…

Q. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A. Pour Santa flush on him.

Q. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A. Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q. What does Santa like to eat?
A. A jolly roll.

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow…

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Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?
A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What is big, red and flies in the sky?
A. Santa Clause.

Q. Did you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
A. It was a BANG!

Q. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.

Q. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A. Nothing, reindeer can't talk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
A. Santa-Claws!

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What is the cleanest reindeer called?
A. Comet.

Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?
A. You can sense his presents.

Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COWculator.

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.

Q. What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
A. Santa Claus in an elevator!
It's funny, nice
and round and fat,
It's got a long scarf and a hat,
Its coat is white from head to toe,
It stands outside in wind and snow.
It is a….

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He laughs his way with Ho-Ho-Ho!
He drives his sleigh through wind and snow.
His hair is white, he's big and fat.
He wears black boots and a funny red hat.
He is….

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They're little and always ready to fly,
They put Santa's sleigh up in the sky.
At Christmas time they can't be late
Because the children cannot wait.
They are….

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They're nice and little. white and round,
They fall right down from sky to ground.
Children ski and skate and play
In clean white snow on a winter day.
They are….
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