Art lessons. Jokes for Kids to Have Fun on Birthday Day

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Are you looking for a fun way for the kids at your Birthday Day party? If you suggest them listening to these funny jokes, they`ll certainly have a great time. We all love family holidays, don`t we?

Art lessons. Jokes for Kids to Have Fun on Birthday Day

Funny Jokes for Kids

Kiss Joke

I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at her Birthday Day party. Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek. “Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. “No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

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The Missing Boots

As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in tears “my boots are missing” she wailed. “they are in the corner” I said pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!” she said, stamping her foot, “MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!”

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Kids And Fish Joke

For our daughters 6th birthday we bought her a fish. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced “the fish’s name is Sparingly.” “How do you know?” I asked “look” she responded “it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily.”

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Homework Joke

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER – “Of course not.” PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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Cute Bird Joke

Teacher – What is the difference between a bird and fly? Student – Well……a bird can fly……..but a fly can’t bird.

Art lessons. Jokes for Kids to Have Fun on Birthday Day

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

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Camping with Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!

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Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Art lessons. Jokes for Kids to Have Fun on Birthday Day

Comments (1)

I lke jokes for kids. They are fun! Will you enjoy this one too?

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half, a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied, “Putting on my shoes!”.
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