Art for Kids. Fabulous Christmas Riddles for Children to have Fun

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It goes without saying that we`ll all be glad when Christmas is here. We`ll get long-awaited gifts and have a lot of fun: play interesting games with friends, solve tricky riddles, puzzles and laugh at jokes. I dare say you`ll like these fabulous Christmas riddles — they`ll make you think a bit, laugh and create the festive atmosphere.

Funny and easy riddles for kids.

Art for kids. Fabulous Christmas Riddles for children to have fun

Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A. Comet.

Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Kringle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. Santa covered with chimney soot.

Q. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A. An ice burger with chili sauce.

Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!

Q. Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to get a licking!

Q. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A. A list of everything you want!

Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?
A. Santa Claus.

Q. What's white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
A. Santa Claus in an elevator!

Q. How do you scare a snowman?
A. You get a hairdryer!

Q. What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A. Christmas Corals!

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A. Santa's burps!

Art for kids. Fabulous Christmas Riddles for children to have fun

Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes…

Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.

Q. Why did Sponge Bob have a great Christmas?
A. Because he kissed a Krabby Patty.

Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A. Play with the snow angels.

Q. Who says «Oh, Oh, Oh!»?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. «Fleece Avoided.»

Q. What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?
A. Santa snores!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. What do cows say at Christmas?
A. MOOey Christmas!

Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.

Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A. «I'll have a boo Christmas without you.»

Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What says, «Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't?»
A. A snowman on a cross walk!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf.

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