Art for children. Witty Riddles and Jokes for Kids with Answers

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Why do we like reading and listening to good riddles and jokes? We naturally want to spend fun time with our friends, mates at school or family, testing the riddles out on them and giggling a lot. These witty riddles and jokes will attract your attention and won`t leave you indifferent. We are sure you`ll giggle and laugh very much.

Art for children. Witty Riddles and Jokes for Kids with Answers

1. How do you make a fool laugh on a Sunday?

2. Three fools were driving to Disneyland when one saw a sign that said “Disneyland left”. What did they do?

3. Why did the fool climb the glass wall?

4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

5. What's a koala's favourite drink?

6. What animal can jump higher than the Brooklyn Bridge?

7. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

8. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

9. What do cats read in the morning?

Art for children. Witty Riddles and Jokes for Kids with Answers

10. What goes up but never goes down?

11. Heaven Joke

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

12. Memory Problems Joke

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”

13. The Forgetful Actor

An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. All he had to say was “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! After much worry the actor decided to take the role. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! The time for the entrance finally came and as the actor made his appearance, he heard a loud brooooom! He turned around and said, “what the hell was that?” -Robert De Nero

14. Raise Joke

Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. “By the way”, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Sam replied.

Art for children. Witty Riddles and Jokes for Kids with Answers

Answers:

1. Tell him a joke on Saturday.
2. They went home.
3. To see what was on the other side.
4. A stick!
5. Coca Koala!
6. All animals, because bridges can't jump!
7. Catch!
8. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
9. Mewspapers!
10. Your age.

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