Art for children. Humorous Jokes and Riddles of the Valentine`s Holiday

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Art for children. Humorous Jokes abd Riddles of the Valentine`s Holiday. These classic, cute and humorous riddles and jokes will make kids of all ages and adults get the giggles and have a lot of fun on Valentine`s Day.

Art for children. Humorous Jokes and Riddles of the Valentine`s Holiday

Riddles and jokes for kids.
Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
A. I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

Q. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?
A. My heart beats for you!

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A: You're purrr-fect for me!

Q: What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
A: Let me call you Tweet heart!

Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
A: You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine?

Q: What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day?
A: I love beeing with you, Honey!

Q: What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day?
A: Somebunny likes you!

Q: What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's Day?
A: Whale you be mine?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine's Day is here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock knock!
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cantalope
Cantalope who?
Cantalope with you tonight.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I'll get lots of Valentine cards!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Oscar if she likes me.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

Art for children. Humorous Jokes and Riddles of the Valentine`s Holiday

Comments (2)

They are really a great fun! And here are some more jokes:

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: You're fun to hang around with.

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: I'm sweet on you!

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Have fun with these jokes:

Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!

Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: By my valenslime

Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?
A: I love you a watt!
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