Earth Day. Riddles and Jokes for Kids about Animals with Answers

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I hope you`ll find some inspiration and pleasure reading these riddles and jokes for kids about animals with answers. Talking about the life of nature creatures through the logic riddles and answers about them, we`ll celebrate Earth Day. It`s also a great opportunity to teach your kids about our environment.

Earth Day. Riddles and Jokes about Animals with Answers.

Earth Day. Riddles and Jokes for Kids about Animals with Answers

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don't call me cuckoo!

Did you hear the story about the peacock?
(Yes, it's a beautiful tale!)

What is even smarter than a talking bird?
(A spelling bee!)

Why do hummingbirds hum?
(Because they forgot the words!)

What do you give a sick bird?
(Tweetment!)

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
(Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!)

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
(A re-tail store!)

What do you call a bird in the winter?
(Brrr-d!)

Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
(They have webbed feet!)

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
(Darn it!)

Why are frogs so happy?
(Because they eat what bugs them!)

What did one frog say to the other?
(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!)

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
(Because her children weren't that bright!)

Why was the baby ant confused?
(Because all of his uncles were ants!)

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?
(Bah-humbug!)

How do bees get to school?
(By school buzz!)

Why do bees have sticky hair?
(Because they have honeycombs!)

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(No idea!)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
(Still no idea!)

Did the dinosaur take a bath?
(Why, is there one missing?!)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
(Down in the mouth!)

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
(More than the dinosaur!)

Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
(In the dark!)

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
(There weren't any roads then!)

What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
(The letter «s»!)

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?
(On the elephone!)
What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
(Cheer her up!)

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
(Time to get a new car!)

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
(Your head hits the ceiling!)

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?
(Ten to one!)

What does a doctor give an elephant who's going to be sick?
(Plenty of room!)

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
(An umbrellaphant!)

What do you do with a green elephant?
(Wait till it ripens!)

Jake: I taught my monkey to play chess.
Amy: She must be very smart.
Jake: Not really, I beat her two games out of three!

What do monkeys do for laughs?
(They tell jokes about people!)

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
(Anything you want, it can't hear you!)

What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
(It won't be long now.)

Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
(To a retailer!)

Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
(There are too many cheetahs there!)

What do you call a rabbit comedian?
(A funny bunny!)
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
(Unique up on it!)

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
(Tame way, unique up on it!)

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
(A receding hareline!)

What snakes are found on cars?
(Windshield vipers!)

What are a snake's favorite magic spells?
(Abra-da-cobra and adder-ca-dabra!)

Why did the viper viper nose?
(Because she adder handkerchief!)

What's long, green and goes «hith»?
(A snake with a lisp!)

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(Odor in the court!)

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
(Slippers!)

What do you call an alligator detective?
(An investi-gator!)

Where do hamsters come from?
(Hamsterdam!)

Earth Day. Riddles and Jokes for Kids about Animals with Answers

BE KIND TO ANIMALS!

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